February 2010
LOVIN’ the guy with the banjo! yeee work that
slubag with a fake tan. HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
OOOOKAY @JOEJONAS, you can strut your stuff towards ME anyday ;)
OHEMGEE why are all these science-show-guys ACCENTED but AMERICAN on tv! geeeeze confusing me all the time, but soo damn hot….
why’s tswifty soooo awkward? !
January 2010
it’s really hard tryna get used to NOT hitting my head on the ceilling…. :(
FUCK these loft beds being made for high-ceilings! not only has my fear of spiders elevated, i’m deeply terrified of losing brain cells
definitely wouldnt mind sleeping with mario lopez to win miss america…….even tho he’s not a judge WOOPS!
USHA USHAAAHHHhhhhh….! loading my usher discography…. mmmm it’s been awhile
FINAAAAAAALLY have a mattress i can sleep on!!!! no more trashing the guest room.. yay?
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Sex Explained By Pens
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Sex Explained By Pens
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(252): Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it (919): Are you talking about my vagina?
YOURS COMES WITH A POKEBALL?!!?!!!! RT @lastlaughlane i love dogs. they’re like pokemon, only real.
if i was american i’d tooooooootally wanna win miss america
why are there sooooo many young famous people in the valentines day movie!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! UGH so temptinggg
where are all the parties at?
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tgiffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY! an early night…. *phew! see ya’ll tmrw <3
pigging out at popeyes… Mmmmmmmm
so hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy can’t wait for popeyes
(303): New channing tatum movie. (858): I’ll bring my vibrator.
(414): It was ok at first, but now im getting...
‘campaigning’ on legalizing marihuanaaa!!…. wish you were here, xo
or is it geese?
would it be hypocritical if i were to kill people wearing canada goose jackets?
“Josie…… you rock my world”
FUCKING IPAD STARTING AT 499?????? FUCK YA, merrryy xmas WITH APPLE!
planning on getting the Alice UD palette today! hope it’s still available at sephora… :(
what’s up with toilet paper/tissue commercials and pets&animals alike?……….
“Allan: that’s your secret? ALCOHOL?! ……but isn’t that...”
– Two and a Half Men
it’s a little weird if your boyfriend’s hair is longer than yours
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(203): my hot student got the clitoris wrong on...
(973): just because he can’t find it on a cat, doesn’t mean he can’t find it on you
reactine’s finally kicking in (from this morning) and i’m feeling really confused, especially with coffee in hand….
if you see me around, sorry if i look like your mom 30yrs ago
(774): It was good sex. She was screaming so much...
jst saw a glimpse of my reflection and DAMMIT i look so hipster i’d wanna throw rocks at myself :(
a little confused.. cp24 jst flashed: who’s got the best weed? cannabis competition in US.. ….um, y isnt ther 1 here & wher do i sign up!?
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