hot sex on a platter: Archive

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 28th

Dec 27th

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i'm watching the ugliest version of power rangers...

but i can’t look away!!!!

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

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HO HO HO

merrrrrrryy christmas!

Dec 25th

maybe if i wasn't so lazy i'd have more friends

Dec 24th

crushes: Smart girl, I want to learn to paint so I can paint for you. I want to learn to sing so I can sing for you. I want to learn to write songs so they can be about you. I want to hold art in my hand and control it just so I can create visual metaphors for your beauty. For now, I will just write to you. We stare at paintings together in museums to find their meanings, and I wish I knew...

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

Dec 19th

i hope i remember to try and make homemade snow...

Dec 19th

textsfromlastnight: (605): We have sex, then he cooks. It’s like a fantasy.

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

euphoriac: Graduated High School. Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Dealt drugs. Taken a college level...

Dec 18th

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

Dec 16th

sometimes the things i look forward to the most are jgl posts and videos. happy times.

Dec 16th

it's time to fess up: white lies have become my...

i never made it to my astronomy exam the other day, monday, and even though i said i’d just even show up to get at least 5% on it, it never happened. this laziness has reached its epitome that i’ve hit rock bottom —is what someone else would say. i’ve been in so much denial about school, and being as incredibly fragile as paper goes, i am the easiest to succumb when it...

Dec 16th

textsfromlastnight: (240): Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They’re just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.

Dec 16th

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Study Monster

Study Monster: Open me Carlos, I know you want to.
Me: No!
Study Monster: Open me! Oooooo.
Me: Why do you sound like a ghost?
Study Monster: Because I am the Study Monster, haunting you until you study.
Me: Can't do it, so weak.
Study Monster: Oooooooooo.
Me: You win, I'll study.
 (Picks up textbook, opens it, and dashes it into the closet)
Me: That's what I thought bitch, no one makes me study.
 Yeah, clearly I'm weird, no studying is being done for my exam tomorrow. Help Me!
 YOU'RE WEIRD. You make this "study monster" seem like a hoe hahahahahaha!
 LOL GHOST SLU